A Typical Night At Jeanne Mance

Last night Megan came to spend the night at wonderful Jeanne Mance. We began the evening by eating over at Brennan's in the student center (mmm...yummy pancakes!) and going Rite Aid to pickup some baby oil. What was the baby oil for you ask? Well when Megan and I returned to The Mance (a very fitting nickname for my very sketchy dorm) we busted that oil out, took out the fountain we bought at Rite Aid, turned on some soothing music on Megan's computer, put up a sheet to create a "zen tent" as we called it, and proceeded to give each other AMAZING massages. It was awesome! We felt so relaxed which was perfect after the long and tiring week we both had.

Later on, we decided that we were VERY hungry. This is where stuff went down. My dining hall was closed, so we decided that we wanted Wings delivered (the most amazing food place in Burlington, other than Dobra Tea, but those are the top two). When they called, we rushed downstairs only to find a police officer with three guys from the dorm in the front hallway. He was reading them their rights while we rushed onto the scene. It went something like this:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can be used---"

"WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Needless to say, it was pretty awkward. Especially because we all had to sign the reciepts because NONE of us paid in cash and because we could tell that all the arrestees were thinking was:

"Shit, I want some Wings!"

and all the police officers were thinking was:

"Hey, you wanna get some Wings after this?"

So after that awkward incident, we went into the common area to get some drinks from the vending machine that ONLY took Cat$cratch. We wanted cherry Coke, but apparently the vending machine didn't want us to have cherry Coke, the vending machine wanted us to have orange Vitamin Water, because that was the only button that worked, except it only worked when Megan punched the friggin' machine! Meanwhile, the police officers wanted to bring the arrestees into the building for some questioning I guess, but they had locked themselves out of the building. So they started knocking on the window trying to get me to open the door for them. I ran around the corner, but by the time I got to the door, they had already opened it with their mad police skillz. I was scared. But at least we got Wings.

Peace out!