Well, he's not dead. He hasn't been captured and held for ransom. He hasn't left the country. He's just in good ole Lyndonville, back to the hometown. And in that hometown in the old homestead he has lived in his whole life, there is no internet. This blog post is coming to you from the nice little Lyndon State College just down the road from where he lives. He had to hole himself up here for internet access. Oh well. He hopes you had a fantastic Christmas and wishes you an awesome New Year! Stay tuned for more adventures!
Peace out!
I'm glad you aren't dead or captured :)
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of that, though, remember how facebook said that Velvet would die on the 1st of December? Well, she's still alive, too! Facebook LIED. And it said that I'd get stabbed (though I guess it never mentioned a date for me) so it LIED twice!!
Haha, love you!